Let’s play a game. Inspired by the fantastic realjunkstory, here’s a list of Tony/Steve stories and moments. Your mission is to determine whether they come from canon comic book stories or from fanfiction.
- Tony and Steve discuss Steve’s favorite type of bagel on the deck of the helicarrier.
- Steve gets in a motorcycle accident and Tony helps him through it.
- Tony’s armor falls in love with him and becomes possessive, forbidding him from seeing any of his friends.
- Tony dies and lives on in a computer as Steve’s only companion.
- Tony is paralyzed when an angry ex-girlfriend shoots him.
- Steve and Bucky go cross-dressing.
- Tony stops his heart to save Steve’s life.
- Tony is a werewolf.
- Steve is a werewolf.
- Steve takes a truth serum and sleeps with Tony.
- Tony sleeps with Doctor Doom.
- Steve, on horseback, rescues a naked Tony.
- Tony declares that Steve is his rudder.
- Tony dresses as Captain America for a Halloween party.
- AU: Tony and Steve are high school students.
- AU: Tony is a woman and married to Steve.
- AU: Steve is a vampire and turns the Avengers into vampires.
- Tony tries to impress Steve with a signed baseball.
- Tony teaches Steve to dance.
- Steve takes up knitting.
- Tony decorates his home with pictures of Steve.
- Steve rescues a drunk Tony from a burning building.
- Tony and Steve wrestle and talk about their feelings.
- AU: Tony and Steve are college roommates.
- AU: Wizard of Oz. Steve is the Cowardly Lion and Tony is the Tin Man.
Answers under the cut.
This is AMAZING. And also a good reminder that the canon is on CRACK ALREADY so FIC AND ART AWAY, people :D